Meet Henry and Frances, ex-New Yorkers and professional assassins. The most laid-back and lustful, mercenary and moral-free couple you're ever likely to come across. And welcome to their retirement home - a luxury hotel suite in an idyllic, tequila-drenched Caribbean hideaway.
It's supposed to be all cocktails and sex on the beach. But when a job icing a Mafioso godfather goes awry, trouble hits paradise . . . in the form of a cross-dressing capo, a debauched and savage Irish hardman and a slew of incompetent but vicious US marshals.
Will our hard-nosed, hard-drinking, hard-bodied heroes come out on top? Soak up the sun, dodge the bullets - go bamboo - and find out.
