The United States has been re-stated. One impudent Brit and his cell-phone gremlin take on the people, institutions and events that have shaped the land of the free, autocorrecting as they go and uncovering some shocking truths from across the Pond. From Grotesque Washing to the first Man on the Moose, and delicately touching on the Control Negligence Agency*, this fresh take at what makes the greatest country in the world what it is today will raise as many eyebrows as it will laughs. God bless the Untied States of Africa! * George Washington, Man on the Moon, Central Intelligence Agency