Everything Explained Through Flowcharts

EVERYTHING EXPLAINED THROUGH FLOW CHARTS is your one-stop decision-making handbook, gleaning order and insight from the seemingly random tea leaves of life. Looking for a badass name for your new heavy metal band? Wondering how to turn a personal tragedy into a killer comedy routine? EVERYTHING EXPLAINED THROUGH FLOW CHARTS is there to map out the answers to these and other serious conundrums, including:
Choosing the tattoo that expresses your unique personality (Are you serving time? How about an Ace of Spades riddled with bullet holes. A nerd in denial? Go for the simple yet sophisticated dragon warrior)
Settling on the right designer paint color (Glazed raspberry or cranberry splash? Decisions, decisions)
Finding the college major that will lead to the cushiest career (Looking for something that's soul-crushing and will age you terribly? What about sales?)
Avoiding drinks only a college student would order (It's like a horrific nightmare, the names of these shots all have to do with unspeakable sex acts or life-threatening injuries. Or farting animals.)
Determining the right phrase to yell out during sex (Be sure to stay away from unsexy threats like, "I'm going to pound the farts out of you.")
Plotting your supervillain scheme (If you're going for an impressive visual effect, how about carving your face in the moon?)
EVERYTHING EXPLAINED THROUGH FLOW CHARTS is page after insane page of endless entertainment. You'll never look at a Power Point presentation the same way again!