I am a New Australian and an ex-South African of half Scots, half Yorkshire and half Afrikaans descent, which explains a number of things: My logic, my mathematical skill, my attitude. These days I live on a remote island in the middle of the Bass strait, only reachable by plane or an 11 hour ferry trip where you would have to disguise yourself as a cow, as they do not take human passengers. You can read about it on Flinders Family Freer.