Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger

Hello, reader.

My name is Docter* Noel Zone and I am a Dangerologist. I used to work as a swimming-pool lifeguard. Until I realized what actually makes swimming pools dangerous: Water!

So I got rid of all the water.

What is the point of this Book? That is a good question. Good questioning!

1. To remind you that Danger is Everywhere
2. To make you into a qualified Dangerologist (Level1)

I've braved every everyday danger so you don't have to . . .

* I gave myself the first name Docter so I could concentrate all of my energy on being a Dangerologist. It saved a lot of time and hardly anyone notices the spelling.