The very best nooks and corners of British tourism. See the world's longest pencil, a mermaid's skeleton and a witch in a bottle. Explore the world's most terrifying bungalow, the village that was stolen and the Victorian theme park that's falling into the sea. Come face to face with men dressed as boats, children playing skittles with JCBs and an orchestra of garden gnomes. Find out how Victorian people smelled, how long it takes to boil an ostrich egg and where David Beckham went on cub camp.