Hey, Dogface! Bored with biting postie? Has chasing cars become tiresome? Does fetching sticks seem repetitive and futile? You need BITCH!
Growl in amazement at the decline of the once great Dr Who sidekick K9, now a rusting hulk eking out a meagre living on Big Town's scrapheap. Sniff out the full story behind Big Town's major art event, The Turder Prize. Bark mindlessly in reaction to our feature about dogging. Do some slightly disturbing carpet scooting/arse rubbing after looking at our pictures of top bitch action. Plus loads of insight into all kinds of matters canine: poo, bones, kennels, meat, fighting, running about, barking and whimpering. Did we mention poo? There's a lot about poo. And impacted anal glands. 'Bitch' - it's for the leader of the pack. You'll howl with laughter.
