Heard the one about the two comedians driving to Birmingham on Valentine's night?
Andy Crowe wishes it were a joke. He was dumped this morning and now he's stuck with a terminally sick car and his arch-rival, the noxious Rob Gullen.
Meanwhile, three small-time villains are about to pull of a daring robbery. Doug Maloney, thief and triple dealer. Danny One-Slice, eighteen stone of steroid-fuelled Filipino dynamite with a bad case of flu, and young Jason, a stew of burgeoning hormones.
Take a service station in the centre of England's rain-washed motorways. Add a bent councillor, a team of feisty pensioners and a road-bound deity, and you have a recipe for comic disaster.
