In Coconut Grove, Florida, Matt Arnold is preparing for a high school game of killer. Armed only with a Squirtmaster 9000, Matt is intent on staking out the home of his intended victim Jenny Herk. Only at the Herk household there is already trouble brewing . . .
For Jenny's jerk of a step-father, Arthur, has been embezzling money from his firm - and his employers are the type more likely to provide a concrete overcoat than a golden handshake. Outside the Herk residence two hit-men from New Jersey (and a very strange toad) are settling in for a real game of killer . . .