What about: once upon a time, a bunch of fairytales got twisted around to be completely hilarious, a tiny bit icky, and delightfully spooky scarytales...in other words, exactly what fairytales were meant to be. Grab some flaming torches, maybe do not accept that bowl of pease porridge, and get ready for a wickedly fun ride with acclaimed author Kiersten White and fairytales like you have never heard them before.