Barry Noodles is so good he can do Two Minute Noodles in a minute and a half. He's the world's best violin player (in his dreams). And he's called MathDude, for obvious reasons. But that's not enough. Noodles wants to be the first top-flight Vietnamese football player. Watching old Bruce Lee movies gives Noodles an idea. Martial arts … football … kung fu footy … KUNG FOOTY!!!!!! He and his best mate Johnny invent daring, never-before-seen moves like Cloud Hang Keanu and Carry Cheetah to Waterfall. They search the neighbourhood for renegades, rejects and deserters to play against. Beware! DaKillerBs are about to be unleashed …
