A pounding headache, mouth dry as the desert, memory lossand wait, a black eye and a fat lip? You have officially woken up from another night on the town. While there is no known cure for that dastardly headache and cotton mouth, there is now officially a remedy for the black eye and bruises. Bar-jutsu: The Art of Bar Fighting , is a step-by-step guide to defending yourself against those brazen pub predators.