Well, zut alors . . . as if by magic, a whole bunch of very cute French boys has just turned up in Crouch End. (OK, so, it's not by magic, it's 'cause of a school exchange trip. Oh, and there are girls too.) Me and most of mes amis are desperate to get close enough to torture them with our terrible French. All mes amis except Jen, that is - who's just pulled a vanishing act. Uh-oh . . .