Illustrated by Cathy Gale.
Stewart is an aspiring artist and spends all his free time knocking up Van Gogh pastiche paintings. Until he gets bored of it and decides he needs real models for his paintings. So he sets off with his brush and easel to paint wild animals. But Stewart's rudeness is not something the animals could have foreseen; and he seems incapable of learning tact.
A wonderfully wicked cautionary tale.