Illustrated by Robin Preiss Glasser
When Alexander's mum and dad say that they're moving a thousand kilometres away, he decides that he's not going. Never. Not ever. No way. Uh uh. N. O.
How can he leave his best friend, his favourite sitter or Seymour the cleaners? He's rather stay and live in a tree house or cave. And even though Nick calls him puke-face and Anthony says he's immature, he's not (Do you hear me? I mean it!) going to move.