SIMON IS HAVING A BAD...AN EVEN WORSE DAY Simons class is heading off on their annual school trip to Camp Cruddly. This isnt just a bad day, this is a grade A, category five, send in the navy seal black op ninjas Sidebottom emergency! YOU get to choose just how weird it all gets. Will Simon be swallowed up by a disgusting hairball? Will Larry Barry save Simon from ferocious toe nibbling eels? Will Simon discover the hidden pathway that reveals Principals FartSmells biggest secret yet? YOU CHOOSE! Dont believe anything you read in this book! Principal FartSmells. Why does this book smell like farts? Simons mum. When I was a girl, books were made out of dried horse poo. Nurse Payne.
